Pyongyang Palace Local Takeaway

Authentic "Korean" Cuisine

From Grimsby....

Have you ever faced "Puking Peeking?", "Shite Sushi?", "Crap Chinese?", "Foul Fish & Chips?", or "Joyless Japanese?"-well, now there's a new kid on the block. "Pleasant Pyongyang Palace"--located in Grimsby, will give YOU the rare delights of traditional, North Korean cuisine.

Food is cooked by Our Glorious Leader, Father of Our Homeland, Protector of the Food, Kim Chow-How, and his Glorious Leader and apprentice, Kim Jing-He-How. Our family firm was established in DPRK in 1996, but we re-located to Grimsby, to give the local "Crackheads" and "Roadmen" a try of our local delicacies. Our food is sent by "V.O.M.I.T Foods Co Ltd" (Victor, Orville, Marvin, Ingrid, and Timothy, Foods Co Ltd) to which is packaged in North Korea, to give it that real "Authenticity" to it.

When you step inside of "Pleasant Pyongyang Palace Takeaway", you may hint the smell of rotting chicken--but don't worry our wife "Shimi-Washa" is training to become a medical employee, so it's nothing to worry about. The decor is authentic DPRK style, with the cracked ceiling, the stained walls, and the dirty floor (all adding to that authentic theme.)

You are also able to order from our app "Our Glorious Leaders' App' For Pyongyang Palace North Korean Takeaway", or directly from our website. Our 96 year old delivery driver, Mao-O-Wong shall deliver the food to you on his local mule. His special siren "The Whooping Cough", is able to be heard from Plymouth, so when you hear the coughs, you know that your food is only not too far away. (Disclaimer){If Mao dies when you are getting your DPRK food delivered we bare no responsibility if it is cold})

Please Take A Look At Our Menu For The Glorious Food From Our Magnificent Leader

1. Traditional Pyongyang Soup- Dog, Twig, Water £2.50

2. Warming Pot- Dog Fur, Cats Ear, Mystery Meat £1.00

3. DPRK Noodles- Straw Noodles, Tree Bark Sauce, Exciting Flavouring £1.50

4. Crispy Bits- Batter, Mystery Meat, Flavouring with Cat 50p

5. Whale Bladder- Whale Bladder seasoned with Larks Vomit £3.00

6.Cats' Ear'- Cats' Ear' fried in rainwater £2.75

7. Whale Anus Ala Flavour- Whale Anus, flavoured with Vomit Fruit £4.50

More Shall Come Soon

Drinks

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1.Tasty Fruit- Imitation Orange, With Cat, Slightly ransid to give flavour

2.Coke- Coke flavoured with Cat, and Cocaine

More Is To Come

Pyongyang Palace is in no way responsible for any feaver, sickness, coughing, or death that the food may cause. It is also in no way resposnible is Mao dies when delivering your order

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