For Sunday on BBC 1
About:-With a red sofa that blinds you
About:-Some Christian folk visit a church and sing, and talk about how old it is.
About:-Posh people who don't answer questions get interviewed.
About:- Tim Wonnacott and his stupid 40 year olds prance around antique stalls, looking for worthless crap.
About:-Ooh somebody has had a car crash in Manchester again
About:-Look! There's a drugs problem near where we live!
About:-Old piano player visits posh peoples houses
About:-Yes! It's your Sunday film for pensioners.
Really old man goes to the Amazon Rainforest and prances about Honey Badgers.
About:-We have nothing to put on, so instead we put some more news on
About:-Chris Packham rambles on about bird and the weather.
About:-Z-List celebrities dress up like 5 year olds and perform stupid and cringy dances.
About:-An old man brings in a family bracelet, whilst an even older man says that it's priceless
About:-Clive reads some reports that a cat has been lost again
About:-An octogenerian geriatric mumbles about the stars for 20 minutes, as he glues his monocle on.
About:-It's sunny everywhere else, but here it's raining.
News that some volcano has erupted in Iran, and food has gone up by fifty quid
For Sunday On ITV 1
About:-James Martin goes and give 2 whelks to some tramps, and returns back to his hotel and gorges on chocolate cake.
About:-MMMMMM........Salmonella